Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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