My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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