Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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