Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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