he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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