I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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