this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.