He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...