Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my sisters under your porch take her home
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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