People in love make me want to vomit
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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