Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Shame - the story of my life.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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