dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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