Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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