Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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