you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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