Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
