To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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