thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
50% drunk capacity currently
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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