He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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