before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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