How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait