Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.