Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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