I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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