you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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