You work out of a Hotel?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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