So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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