Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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