People in love make me want to vomit
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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