kristin has been a bad kristin
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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