Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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