Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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