So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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