Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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