Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
