I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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