and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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