Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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