quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
