Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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