No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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