In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Okay so I just had a really great idea