I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?