dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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