i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Is it penis luge time yet?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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