Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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