there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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