Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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