I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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