There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
