if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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