that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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