if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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