I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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