I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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