I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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